Seriously April Fools
Mood:  not sure
It's been a week. Yes I'm slipping. I've been quite busy lately, going to movies, dinners, and the International Comedy Festival. If you ever hear of Damian Clark coming to a venue near you, take the time to go see him, he's very funny (and not bad to look at either).

I rang Mom on Thursday evening, just to say hello since I hadn't talked to her in a few days. I told her that I was at LAX, and after nearly convincing her that I was there, I reminded her of the date (April Fools Day, that would be). After some swear words that shocked my virgin ears, I told her about the fun I was having in New Zealand with my Kiwi family - the visa renewal trip.

With the phone call taken care of, she certainly didn't expect to have Jayson wake her up shortly after she went to sleep.
"Mom, we have a problem." Jay stated in a morose voice that only he can pull off. As Mom pulled herself out of her sleep induced fog, and her eyes focused on me standing behind Jayson, she freaked out.

This has to be the biggest April Fools Day joke I've ever pulled.

So, yes, I'm back in California. Why? you may ask.... here are the stock answers that I shall not stray from:
-I ran out of toothpase
-I couldn't be bothered mailing the cd I made for Mom
-I ran out of my special California comfort foods i.e. graham crackers, Lucky Charms, and chai tea mix

Any more questions?

Don't ask.